Hey beardo! Vote zombie!

@Bobbles That's just a story they tell to the rubes.

The first time I saw my best friend's kid walking I busted out the Rory Calhoun quote. She told me that she busted out the same quote the first time she saw him walk. The hilarity of it almost made me forgive her for not terminating the pregnancy.

One summer I was a camp counselor at a Boy Scout camp and we had to do skits at the opening campfire. My group swiped the "long steel needles" bit and it killed the first week. Then we were asked not to do it again. I suggested swiping the "Flucker's Jam" bit moving forward but was roundly shouted down.

ACCEPTED

She was! She'll be so pleased to know that common people still remember.

That scene in the square was as tense a thing as I've seen in a long while.

Whale was never going to direct it though as he didn't want to be associated with the horror genre any longer. Legend has it that Whale kept goading his screen writer, R.C. Sherriff, to write more and more wildly inappropriate scenarios to delay filming long enough for Whale to get off the project. At one point there…

Johnny Weir is practically a Putin apologist at this point. He's a huge Russophile and on record as opposing any sort of demonstration (even though he is also on record as willing to be arrested at Sochi, except he isn't going to Sochi and never planned to) as disrespectful to the host country.

Was your dad Suzanne Sugarbaker?

You had toilet paper rolls? Well get a load o' the Queen o' England over here!

MAAAAN AAAAASSSS!!!

"NOT COOL!"

HE NEVER HAD THAT STOP IT

Gleeking is ejecting saliva from the gland under one's tongue.

WHITE WING DOVE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Since when are comments "moderated"?

I can only hope Eminem raps extensively about his dislike of faggots and then hilariously interviews about how calling him on it is racist because he's white.

Dev gets a pass for A Thousand and One Nights. Sexy head bobs vitiate a multitude of sins.

You can be two things.