Ian McKellan
Patrick Stewart
Ian and Patrick at the same time.

Fartnet went active on August 4, 1997. It became self-aware on August 29, triggering the events the world would come to call…Fudgement Day.

He does directal lot of anger at his critics.

:::scans thread for methane pun…shelves "methane to his madness" comment:::

That strategy is not working with my mother.

Robin Williams tipped a cow?

Curious?

WALT'S A LUMBERJACK NOW OR GTFO

Also, a feces.

I don't care for old people…

More like Penny LAME, amirite?

HOWARD BAMBOO MOTHERFUCKERS!

Haha, it's funny that you think there was a script.

It'll be BackFromTheGulag making it though. Which could make it either better or worse.

The first day of the new school year during school hours is the best time to hold a festival!

Katherine? More like FAT-herine amirite?

Naw, there'll be Asians. This shit has "Tiger Mom" written all over it.

Ol' Painty Can John Waters!

I would watch the hell out of a "Fountainhead" mini-series but it would be tricky to find an actor to play Roark with more charisma than Gary Cooper.

Gumshoobs.