Spice Weasel Johnson is wright!

USA ran a reality series called Summer Camp which featured about a dozen douchey people competing in summer camp-style competitions and voting each other off in pursuit of $250,000. It was pretty dire.

Given the dearth of James Franco-related stories lately I'm surprised that the obvious James Franco tie-in, Sonny, didn't come up. But not disappointed since HDS's answer would have either been "I don't remember that one" or "That Nic Cage, what was that about?"

Spaz! Spaz! Spaz!

Even little Fyodor?

Yes.

There was also in one episode a threeway.

How are they with Generator Rex?

[Karen Walker]

So the company did El Esso Wipo.

LISA NEEDS CASES

[Spike Lee angrily tweets the address of Spike TV, which he sued in 2003 for using the name "Spike"]

Camp was really kind of a perfect summer series. Low-stakes, entertaining, decent writing and acting and an attractive cast who frequently stripped down to bathing attire and the like. I enjoyed it and would have happily tuned in for a second season, even though I wasn't expecting one in the first place.

John Waters loves his booze!

Gigli?

The episode was a monument to stupidity, just not for that reason.

While The Private Lives Of Elizabeth And Essex is technically the better of Bette Davis's two turns as Elizabeth I, I have a tremendous soft spot for the later The Virgin Queen. One of my gateway films to costume drama, Davis, Richard Todd and Joan Collins all make meals of the scenery and Dan O'Herlihy as Lord Derry…

The season one cliffhanger will be "WHO SHOT SCOTT SCANLON?"

IT'S A TRAP

Maybe you're just a really bad prostitute.