Plus they made him wait in the art room the whole damn day. He got there sometime after nine, and the meeting was around seven. Man is that cold.

Roger: "He's gone. Anything else?"

I want to be Jackie Onassis
I want to wear a pair of black sunglasses…

Peggy and Don are going to have to work together to defeat the bigger Mr. Rogers-sweatered enemy that is Lou.

I was washing some cauliflower and the leaves were all curled up embracing the brainy part and I suddenly got chills.

Remember folks - be good to your parents, 'cause they've been good to you.

Mary's all like, Francis, you have to send an army to defend Scotland right now! And Francis is all like okay, I will and then they get sexing. But then Francis is like I'd better use that army for France, and Mary is like you care more about France than you do about me. And my question is - didn't the exact same…

It's okay, she's just a trophy wife.

Vikings as anime:

Do the drugs and go on Superbowl Sunday. When nobody's there, and you can just float through onto the rides. Or so I've been told.

Yeah, it looked and felt like a slightly-more-clever-than-average student film. Really really didn't live up to the hype.

I disagree. Institutional whiteness is bland and therefore comforting. It's much scarier for Clarice to have to go into that dungeon again and again to visit the beast within.

This is what I thought too. The expression on Gaad's face as Arkady left the restaurant wasn't one of triumph. It was more like "well, that didn't go well."

Yup. Also we used to be able to see our comments in context. Now we have to go to the bottom and load more diggety darn comments to see what's happening. It's great if you're in the first page of commenters, and horrible after that. It means fewer "likes" and less back and forth conversation.

Poor, doomed Thelma Todd.

This episode finally gave us more taxidermy. Finally, I say.

Just watch the movie, baby

How would one go about illegally selling ambergris then? I'm asking for a friend.

Like everyone else, I don't love this show. But I did yell "Yeah!" when Simcoe got knocked down. And I did like the sauerkraut-stirring Hessians.

No matter how you slice it, Selena is no Hillary Clinton.