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Dad had a commercial in very first Superbowl. It was TWA's "Up, Up and Away." 60 seconds long, cost $28,000 to produce, and the network fee was $35,000. Eight days from concept to filming to editing, and the client never saw it 'til it was on the air. If we're doing Mad Men comparisons, Dad wasn't a Don Draper yet at

I didn't have any trouble with him, maybe 'cause I kept picturing Danny Huston naked on Magic City, which somehow made him more likable…

Scariest idea in this episode

and a killer vagina?

Yeah, that hug between Alex and Claire really really got me. (sniff)

There must be some garden of the undead in New Orleans where these guys all just go and chill when they're not needed. Or maybe the Minotaur and Spalding have been playing poker all day with the Axeman in his apartment (of course hiding in the closet when Fiona comes over, like gentlemen).

She can just grow them back again - hey, she's Spongebob!

Yeah, sorry, but even Misty looked a little bored sitting with Stevie at that piano. Also - Stevie must still have a huge supply of 80's white-out panstick make-up that the show was contractually obliged to use.

Yup. Whoever gets to be the supreme may end up in that big house all by herself. How is that winning? It seems like the only message Ryan Murphy has to give us this season is "bitches be fighting."

Ooooo eeee, what's up with that? What's up with that?

Google - I mean Something Image search? Which she had never done on her husband up until that very day…

Best Show-erman

Maybe everyone who ever walked over the place where she was buried all those years, or sat in that square were whistlin' Dixie in a graveyard.

Yup, it takes like ten minutes to read 4 replies. Why?

Yup, until this week I was complaining about how the show could introduce something so awful as a woman who locks her slaves up in the attic to torture them, and then just ignores this horrible detail about her. It was just bodyshock horror for its own sake, with the race issues just a cute little side note. But if

Me too, but then I thought maybe it's not acid. Maybe she's just saving them for later.

You are right — but Fiona doesn't know about her daughter's witch killin' husband. My point is what are the stakes? What are these (albeit wonderful diva-ish) women fighting for?

Which brings us back to what the stakes are in this witch vs. voodoo war. If the Voodoo ladies win they get - a bigger house?

Also - how did we see this whole war start? Fiona wants Marie's secrets of not aging, Marie kind of tells Fiona to get lost. So Fiona resurrects LaLaurie just to mess with Marie.

Kyle was created from leftover body parts though. His brain was probably Abby Normal.