The greatest Cheeto ever Cheeto'd.

That is a very Canadian looking jean jacket, though. I applaud it.

I miss Mitch.

No crackers please.

I sometimes eat Cheetos when drinking whisky. I like my despair to have a cheddar subtext.

Everything needs more Mothra.

Well, did not know that. Thank you!

I read it when it came out, and I still think of it every time I go in a fucking lake. King's short stories were always his best at creeping me out.

In the book, the girl initiates sex with the nerd.

A good friend of mine is from Scotland, and from speaking with him, I have realized that hillbillies are everywhere, just with different accents.

Same here.

His mom must be one hell of a woman.

You never left off drinking, did you? DID YOU!?

She was the first woman that ever gave the that "funny in the pants" feeling. So not a total loss watching that.

How does is stand up to Caol Ila as far as peatiness?

Favorite classic is a bourbon Manhattan, followed closely by the Old Fashioned. Also bourbon.

Who the fuck puts figs in an Old Fashioned?

That , and the bored look on his face as they're rattling them off.

"If you work for a living, then why do you kill yourself working?"

You know someone is a great actor when their character is a thief, murderer, and (alleged) rapist, and he still comes across as a lovable scamp. That is a great performance.