It's a good thing Ceaser used the Tiniest Knife in all of Rome and not the sword he had.

And they are both convinced anyone but them gives a shit who is The Dragon.

Also, saying that your army was defeated by an evil warg with an army of magic wolves is better than saying a 17 year old kid kicked your butt.

He acted fine on this last season of Spartacus

It was probably a candle trimmer.