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Herman Cain
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Ehhhhhhh

Ehhhhhhh

If by "pan out well" you mean "Papa Herm is gonna shoot a conservative-themed porno there next year" then you nailed it.

If by "pan out well" you mean "Papa Herm is gonna shoot a conservative-themed porno there next year" then you nailed it.

This here trailer gave me an awesome bone, and I jus' can't wait to tell y'all 'bout it.

This here trailer gave me an awesome bone, and I jus' can't wait to tell y'all 'bout it.

fish spread

fish spread

He got them meat sweats, bet on it.

He got them meat sweats, bet on it.

Greazy pork jus' drippin with sauce.

Greazy pork jus' drippin with sauce.

Stuff that fat hoagie in yo' little mouth!

Stuff that fat hoagie in yo' little mouth!

I been there before son, let me tell you.

I been there before son, let me tell you.

This here Big C stinks, y'all. Not even worth no finger sniff afterward.

This here Big C stinks, y'all. Not even worth no finger sniff afterward.

Y'all know I ain't paying no lectricity this month after spendin that 5 hundy. You best go on an get a job now girl, you ain't pregnant no more.

Y'all know I ain't paying no lectricity this month after spendin that 5 hundy. You best go on an get a job now girl, you ain't pregnant no more.