Papa Herm is already here, baby. Resume in hand and measurin' that sweet corner office for drapes.

Papa Herm is already here, baby. Resume in hand and measurin' that sweet corner office for drapes.

You'll be crossin' that bridge when you cum to it.

You'll be crossin' that bridge when you cum to it.

I know that's right!

I know that's right!

Awww shucky ducky!

The Big C just ain't what I thought it was.

Spermin' Herman.

This ain't no spelling bee, now.

I have thought about making sweet love to the older daughter on the back of a Stegasaurus.

Oh lord, what did I just masturbate to? I hate it when that guilt sets in.

Gotta be a dude?

Them Navy Seals is gonna get y'all.

Trust me now, you say it back and they expect you to stick around and take care of the kid.

Get on back to work now, Amber honey. For America.

That's just how I like it.

I woulda fired Kristina then and there. Girl, your job is the coverup, you ain't supposed to be bustin in and ruining Herm's action now.

You still my king, baby. Sometimes you gots to get your freak on.

I am truly sorry that Papa Herm will never have the pleasure of slammin his large pepperoni all up in Whitney's hot, steamy oven.