Y'all know I wanna see it, but there ain't enough Viagra in the world to pump one out while I watch those two go at it.

All I wanted to see was some muppets fuckin. Is that really too much to ask for?

If Pedro had to cross a damn electrified mote fulla 'gators this here never would have happened.

You know I'd watch that, now! Hermain Cain loves to watch himself on the TV.

They call that the Cain Suite. Papa Herman put a baby in a maid there one time, back in '03.

You don't need no love potion if you got the cash, baby!

Mmm, yeah. Herman Cain likes it nasty. Smell so thick you can taste it.

Papa Herman ain't going nowhere, baby. I'll always be here for you.

Girl, you stink like fish!

And that Pizza Hut joke had me laughin like a motherfucker.

I been in that chair once or twice before and let me tell y'all, I talk about the titties every single time.

You up to date on your cable bill baby? Papa Herman likes to help, you know.

You need any help with your gas bill?

Can I meet your wife?

9-9-9 Deb is fuckin' fiiine!

I know that's right, baby!

Y'all know I wanna see those two get it on.

Is this guy even joking? I just don't get it. They should give him a show on FOX.

Some of them were all stirred up like some sweet, milky coffee.

Is that offer open to anyone or…?