Oh yeah!

Emperor Jim is a Democrat plant.

My wish is to watch Erin hook up with her foster brother. Herman Cain likes it nasty.

They get me all hot and bothered too.

Watching Boardwalk Empire with your mom was a lot of fun for me.

Hermain Cain likes it just a little bit nasty, now.

You makin' me drool, now.

Mmmm, yeah. Tell me more.

Herman Cain's relationship news ain't none of your business, AV Club.

That's right baby, and Herman Cain is feeling just a little bit dirty now. Go on and warm up the water for Herman Cain, honey pie, he'll be right in with ya.

"The Headhuntress hits too close to the bone"

I wish I could tell y'all how I met your mothers, but I'm under a NDA.

Why don't y'all come on up to my hotel room later tonight and we can discuss it?

If that gas station lady ever wants a change of careers she can lick nacho cheese offa my sausage any day!

My lord, do I ever love that fine Asian snatch.

Herman Cain takes offense to the implication that he always refers to himself in the third person.

I'm not a fan.

All aboard! This train is about to leave the station y'all.

That Jill is thick like the crust of a fine pizza, but I'd surely like to reach my hand up her skirt.