Born in the U.S. of A

*threatens Obama*

Is this about that store in the 80s?

Toss in Florida too

"state sucks the devil's ass" - 2 thumbs up

Um…that would be burnt orange. You're welcome.

Christie & NJ: Gym (no way), Tan (sort of), Laundry (takes 2 yearS)

Original recipe, extra Christie

Funniest comment yet, I declare.

Get a room you two.

Don't tell DeLonge that: "DeLonge was obsessed with dick jokes in his early 20s."

Chickenfoot: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Same goes for Ne-Yo.

Fuck Art! Let's Dance! - David Bowie

Never to old to emote. Adult Baby: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Injects 38 Special nod for street cred.

Bring back Siddhartha. If only for 7 hours this time. Please.

And start in with the Mark Laneganry.

I make $2,500 a month working from home. It's called meth.

no bueno