What does it do to you now? I mean, let's compare stupidity. If you're being pushed right, you don't read good.

There are many things that you could do with a partner you are confident is into you, that would be piggish if they were unreceptive. I'm loathe to generalise, but I think many women like a man who is confident enough to not always be asking permission first.

I'm inclined to agree with him, but with a heavy emphasis on "some" woman and a "dash" of piggishness.

Let's just agree, I don't need to exercise or moderate my eating. The gum-based mega-shit diet sounds just fine.

Vegemite, Marmite, Promite and Ozziemite are all just great.

I thank you profusely. And yes, it's still there.

A posse of turkeys, I believe you mean.

I found it, um, brutally appealing.

I suspect it meant "I'm still virile", not "you best bring a couple of towels and a bucket."

Would like to say how much many of us in other countries admire Canadians' compassionate response to tragedies like this. We could learn a little.

I got half a tooth punched out as a teenager and couldn't afford to get it fixed for a long time, so I know the pain. Unfortunately, things like petrol and food sometimes take precedence.

Heard the new one?

There are many ways a band like Pere Ubu sound totally unlike other bands, and I love that originality and surprise. I read an article about one of their beloved and unsuccessful albums where a member claimed they were trying to sound like Duran Duran.

Considering they were such Christian ladies, it did make me wonder what they were doing that betrayed their character.

I wake up to radio, but if I had to choose a song, I'd go "Taking Tiger Mountain".

I'll help you pad it out with some incisive questions, AV Club style.

Yeah, Einstürzende Neubauten were great before they went all commercial.

Look, I'm a heavy drinker by most people's standards and I'll drink most anything, but whiskey/vodka/cider/lager is asking for trouble.

There's massive gap between Palahniuk at his best and worst.

Do you know how much it costs me for a gram of Soma? I'd be in heaven.