"Judas!"

It amazes me how many great artists got sucked into that horrid 80s sound. You'd think people like Springsteen and Richard Thompson would know better.

My mother told me if I was good, she would by me a rubber dolly.

Surely there should be a video available of someone illegally scaling a very tall building and then falling to their bloody death?

I'm more surprised by the $11m budget.

Yep. They should, you know, change the subject or something. You see the Mountain Goats are touring?

Am I only the only person impressed by the premise of Monster Trucks? I assumed it would be a Transformers-style race of monsters that happened to look like trucks. A monster inside a truck sounds cooler.

The porn parody has Nina Hartley crawling over furniture. And a midget.

It's worth it all for the final episode.

Really? That would have been incredible.

Just 3 minutes of an aged James playing a song he wrote about how much he misses Laura.

I liked it, my son had seconds, but the Mrs couldn't get over the sweetness.

I cooked Filipino spaghetti on the weekend. The sweetness is surprising, but mostly because you're expecting something else. It's nothing compared to a sweeter Chinese dish.

He got the wrong impression.

I was almost hate-reading Fables by the end.

Yep. I've never been a watcher, but it's been very easy to pick up when I've been in the same room as someone who likes it.

Hmm, this may explain why so many players of violent sports are terrible people. They're just trying to assuage our guilt.

The commentariat are disappointed you didn't mention Amanda Palmer's piany.

Let me show you through my collection! [opens hidden door]

Tarantino-hate is the new "I'm a Vegan."