They may look like Aquaman, but the ocean is a scary place. Let's just hang here.

Can I
Ask you
Now
Do you like me?
Are you going out with anyone?
Could I nibble on your
Ear?

I don't mind Ned Kelly's on Kennedy Dr, but the coconut-covered banana doesn't really work.

I love how there are 4 anonymous donations of $14k, and another donation for $14k from Stone Gossard.

He almost drowned swimming in New Zealand with Neil Finn also. I'm not sure he's a proficient water-sportsman.

Yeah, I only ever seem to have pavlova at this time of year. It's definitely the dessert I associate with Christmas.

The Whites by Richard Price. I think I've enjoyed everything I've read from him, but this is better. I can't be the only person who thinks he's great when he lowers himself to schlock and pulp, which I presume is why he used a quasi-non de plume. It seems like every character has a fanciful back-story, and the…

I haven't read any Norton since I was teenager who would devour anything sci-fi. Maybe I should try some.

My doctor says cocks don't really wink, it's just calcified pus in the urinary meatus.

In my experience, people with serious mental health issues are often racist. Or at least say racist things.

I love Clowes' comic work, but I'm glad he's not precious with his adaptations.

I disapprove of christmas apparel in October.

Coming from a country that has 5 consecutive nights of football, I couldn't agree less.

"I am not talking about the game crickets".

They are really worked up about Ladies Night.

I made the mistake of clicking on an advert for a cheap plastic urinary pouch in a moment of curiosity, and I'm still paying the price a year later.

Maybe not a cut-away flashback, but a visual depiction of Walter's bullshit story.

Blowing for Columbine is my favourite porn parody.

"If we look at this graph, we can see that you should have a 90% increase in loving me. You can't argue with the math."

Shit book, shit interview.