I was listening to one of his shitbox songs on the radio the other and I thought to myself, "He might not be worst artist in history, but he's certainly the worst that gets plenty of songs still played on the radio."

Rodriguez was pretty ubiquitous when I was growing up in Australia. Most people who had a serious "record collection" would have had a copy of Cold Fact. Much more widely known than, say, Leonard Cohen.

Let's make it 40.

Ho ho, late 20s! Hangovers are still mildly enjoyable at that age. Wait until you're my age and have to skip work on a Monday after a big Saturday.

We'll never see him again. Every time he tries to type, his hands will shake uncontrollably as "sammich bitch" echoes through his head.

Look, I'd agree with you, except for the famous motorsportsman named Will Power.

I fully intended to see Take Shelter until I saw Shannon in Bug. That was enough heart-breaking crazy for me.

Lovely review. So much description of mood and detail while leaving the plot a surprise.

Last year I was at a concert with my partner, and a young woman kept on making contact with me. I was on a stool, and a couple of times she ended up between my thighs, which was surely unlikely to happen by accident. It didn't bother me any, but my partner was less than impressed.

Wish I knew which article you had read. Might have known what you would find.

I'm pretty sure Tramp The Dirt Down has bagpipes on it, maybe one of the other "irish-sounding" songs on Spike.

"Look, Jim, I know it sounds somewhat unconventional, but trust me, I've crunched the numbers with the guys over at Gravity Falls."

Back off, muscle-brain. I've been wooing Nora with a fake job and Mc.Larens for months now. The lady is taken.

I used to be one of those naive people who thought it would be nice for a politician to actually say what they mean. Encouraging your supporters to attack protesters is not what I hoped for.

A promising novelty account ruined by over-use. You could learn a thing or two from The Taco Bell Bell.

Maybe some cancerAIDS will increase your hepness.

Ha! I hadn't read the comments. They must have wonderful family gatherings.

I have no respect for the Kardashians, but it seems hypocritical to single out that particular tweet. Looks like another case of our the modern "pile-on" mentality.

When I was child, there was a mild schoolyard torture called "The Typewriter", where one child would straddle another and bang on their chest as though they were typing.

I'm probably giving the guy way too much credit, but maybe he is imagining a situation where they are really into it, it goes too far, she is unable to get her safe-word out, and he is raping her by accident.