Like that, but whinier & interminable.

My country would like to have a word with you.

Elliott was scathing in Vulture:

This is a baffling review. There is one show-style-tune (which is pretty good) and one ballad. That is not doing "too much". In fact, I would say it is their most straight-forward album since their debut. There's certainly no "Old Mother Reagan" or "Black Girls" craziness.

I have a strong affection for both Linda & Velma separately, so I was mighty pleased with that casting.

I nominate Trudy Cooper. Probably best known for OGLAF these days, but Platinum Grit may be my all-time favourite comic.

Presuming that they aren't going to take on a noted screecher like Paul Rodgers or Barnesy, I recommend Dave Larkin:

All the time remembering that the vomit came from a pretty tasty meal.

My initial was impression was he kept a clothespin on his penis. Jake asks which of his parents had done this too him. It would become more uncomfortable as it became turgid, hampering any "unnatural" sexual pleasure.

I have 2 hard-drives, but I sometimes still get fearful & consider getting a 3rd drive and locking it in safe somewhere. I've invested so much time, I don't know if I could do it again.

I saw them last night and they were great. Opened with Blister, Kiss Off & American Music. That's a pretty high benchmark.

I agree, but it's still galling that she was better in Short Term 12.

I think for the average non-reader who has never heard of Carver, the play meant very little.

My campaign continues until Hugh Keays-Byrne is officially recognised.

David Gordon Green is a good choice. His artsy stuff is all interesting, but could be frustrating watched in bulk as they often share the same faults. Faults not even hinted at in his commercial work.

I'm not a massive fan of Turtwig, but I can't resist evolving to a Torterra.

There are plenty of youngsters happy to have a game they can champion by perseverance alone, especially if their more skilled peers lack the required bloody-mindedness. But I'm older than you and I like it.

You know, it was much nicer when it dirty old Walt Whitman saying things like this.

"I generally assume people choose their words wisely, especially in writing to an advice column."

"His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard."