Play-acting it? Yeah, I couldn't care less.

Obviously it's all relative to the individual, but regular partners can feel looser at times when they are more turned on. There are plenty of other indicators that are more telling.

"You know what would be hot, Clark? I'll tell my internets friends I'm fucking you right now."

[shrugs] It was not that long ago that a kinky gay sex columnist would have been considered just as "disgusting" as incest.

Sting?

As the song goes:

[mimes tracing a tear down my cheek]

Old man that I am, this amazes me. I really only post on pretty friendly sites like here, but when someone occasionally disagrees me, my immediate reaction is to re-read what I've written and make sure I haven't unwittingly been a dick. I wouldn't feel any better slagging someone here than in real life.

I absolutely love Funeral, don't mind Neon Bible, really like The Suburbs, but have no time for Reflektor. I think it's terribly produced and lacks real dynamic.

Close-minded is making a bunch of assumptions about a commenter because he doesn't like the same thing you do. No one needs to be familiar with Burr's entire oeuvre to say this trailer looks shit.

Unfortunately, anti-PC sometimes translates as "let me be an arsehole!"

Some of us are afraid of crowded cinemas.

Look, you can't take a ball of seething muscle, train them until they are the very best at smacking people around, and then expect them not to smack other people around. It's not natural.

I look forward to the newswire.

I'm no Moffatt-hater, but for god's sake, let people remain dead! Or, you know, not kill them in the first place.

Somebody at work got an adult colouring book as their Secret Santa present last year and literally threw it on the table in disgust. I guess she hadn't heard it was a trend.

Somebody should do something about all the "surprise" in his movies.

As a parent, you soon find there are plenty of friendly places to take younger kids. None of them are fancy, but you can save that shit for date night.

I 'ears there's a poet needed 'round 'ere.

Fortunately, the kinky sex commenters are a hundred times better behaved than my football team's forum after a loss.