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[checks handguide]

Early one morning I was hunkered down behind a low wall in the inner city, having missed the last train home. Trying my best to sleep on the concrete, I was awoken by a couple who had clambered over for some hanky-panky.

I'd take Gordon Gano over Buble any day.

Meh, I don't mind the occasional Subway. It's handy if you don't have all the makings. It's just poor compared to most other sandwich places.

Yep, there's nothing like bleeding to death on the sidewalk and having people think it's an act.

A dedicated, if somewhat repetitive, author?

My favourite part is when someone tells an unlikely tale very poorly, and I struggle to tell if they're really bad at this game or really good.

I also watched some movies from the top 25 horror list: The Others and Sinster. They were both fun, but not half as good as It Follows.

Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle That is the Entrance to the Black Lodge

It goes without saying that she will be horribly disfigured.

I remember him in a movie (maybe a tv movie?) where he came out the closet. That should be enough for me to obtain victory.

I first read The Yellow Wallpaper when I was quite young. I well remember the change from slight boredom to creeping unease to absolute horror as I read.

Lordy, there are things that have been in my pile for years. There's nothing worse than attempting a good book when you know you're not in the mood for it.

Marijuana makes everyone else witty, judging by my boisterous laughter.

Where there's ice, there're whales, they say.

My critical thinking tells me that if he did have AIDS, it would not have been mentioned in passing near the end of the letter. It's also reinforced by the way she is worried he might give women an STD ("such as AIDS"!) Because she assumed all the gay men will get it anyway.

Apparently I'm the only person who really likes Oculus.

I think a few people liked Leatherheads. Just, you know, not strongly enough to want to watch it again.

Grammy award-winners David Bowie and Kenny G play "Sentimental Hits".

Fuck, you must love recent Dylan.