I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice.

I love This Years Model as much as anyone, but I'd rather have The Juliet Letters and National Ransom than 20 more versions of TYM.

We're used to a more subtle variety of spam here. I expect you to lie about your car and do some obviously wrong maths before going for the link.

My only advice would be, don't feel compelled to pursue a friendship if it's not working for you.

Mint doesn't work? Are there other options besides ginger?

Poor fellas. They think their day has finally come when an orgy breaks out in the sex club, but it's just a threesome and they are deemed too creepy to participate. It sounds like a party planner was needed. "Mr. Seventies Moustache, you go suck off Mr. Cumstain Pants…"

A friend of mine robbed a bank. We lived in a small town and he was recognised by 3 people before he even got to the counter. A criminal mastermind, he was not.

I've seen enough to pique my interest. I think I'll skip any future trailers in a vain attempt to avoid further spoilers.

I wish somebody would Hatesong the Jagger/Bowie version.

Tom Brady vs Coke is like watching the Patriots playing the Ravens. They're both too terrible to cheer for, I just hope there are some serious injuries.

Shame on you all for missing a stealth firstie. Is this what we have become?

While I have not seen these particularly shows, I did write my thesis on the "fuck me santa" scene. If that doesn't qualify me to comment, I don't know what could.

"After three full years of marriage, it's the first time that you haven't made the bed"

A wonderful book, as is most of the Directors on Directors series. I can't imagine a movie fan that wouldn't enjoy Scorsese on Scorsese.

I'm an avowed fan of Lynch's movies, but those "10 Clues" are terrible, IMHO. Lynch's films should wash over you. I don't want to be keeping an eye out for the placement of an ashtray for 2 hours.

There's a reason I have never criticised anyone's grammar on the internet.

Can anyone explain this to me? I can only imagine they consider it somehow uncouth to jump all over the place.

I'll grant you that Negreanu is annoying, but sometimes that's better than a table of players who think they can win if they perfect their Easter Island imitation.

I think Norman Chad is cuter than Negreanu.

Why would I want to be Aaron Rodgers when I can be Andy Dalton? Hang in Cincy, cool hair that matches my jumper, make the playoffs every year….