Dear Dan,

For me, it's not so much that they look terrible, just that they don't look much like normal boobs, which, you know, are much beloved.

"What do you say when someone asks you that?"

It's worse than giving birth!

You don't sound self-righteous at all. Congrats!

Equesticles taught that pleasure and pain are measures of what is good and evil; death is the end of both body and soul and should therefore not be feared; the gods neither reward nor punish humans; and balls should be gently tickled from below.

After Porno, I'm pretty skeptical about the the Trainspotting sequel. I mean, it could be great, but it all needs to start from a good story.

As a youngster in the Betmax section, I was always bugging my parents to rent Whoops Apocalypse, which they wisely declined. I thought it was going to be like Mad Max.

It was a rare trip to the 2nd hand record store that didn't include a glimpse of the cover of In The Court of the Crinsom King. I was too scared to buy it.

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All that she wants is another baby. Easier to brainwash them when they're young.

Fuck me. 414 comments and yet to have account closed. Shouldn't they have software that automatically detects this nonsense?

Oh, for sure. Don't worry, my disdain for Train is mirrored by Ladyhawke's feelings about Tom Waits' less-commercial work or The Juliet Letters.

Urgh. That "Rude" song is like having someone else's vomit accidentally trickle into your mouth.

That was pretty much the response when similar shows started overseas. Luckily, if well-edited, it can be delight.

In this age of cross-generational cartoon goodness, I have no idea why they would shift away from SD!MI. The new art is appalling.

I fully intended to defend TLS, but then I realised I was actually thinking of DOFP. I'm not sure if that says more about me or the series, but I feel confident in declaring all of them better than any Transformer movie.

I was struggling to think of one. The 2003 version of Sound + Vision is pretty damn good. The 1979 version of Space Oddity is cool also. Not a remix, but you'd be happy to have it as a bonus track.

As a very selective anime watcher, I reckon it's pretty good.

Susan Sarandon!