"Me thou has created of smokeless fire, and shall I reverence a creature made of dust?"

[stamps foot] Yes!

Besides special books that I would never lend, I try not to concern myself whether the book is returned or not. I mean, I appreciate them being returned, but I can always get another 2nd hand Fear & Loathing for $5.

Looks like a coincidence to me. But supportive upvote for being brave.

Fisting isn't really my thing and I rarely encounter it. When I do, my initial thought is inevitably, "Lordy, you really can fit a lot up there."

And cheap!

There's nothing worse than torturing some balls and then you're elbow deep in arse and you realise, "Well, this isn't as enjoyable as I anticipated. Maybe I'm not an asexual top."

Obviously in Australia we regard him as part of the 2nd rung of great actors, just behind Noah Taylor, Ben Mendelsohn, Guy Pearce and Hugh Jackman.

Are you sure you're not thinking of Texas Killing Fields? For what it's worth, I don't mind Lawless, though it's certainly uneven and occasionally stupid.

The first thing that comes to mind is Neil Gaiman's safe sex PSA, but I'm guessing that may not be what she's after.

And largely superfluous. Harrumph.

It was just so galling that he was so faithful but still managed to screw the tone.

Good call. I'd include Costello's "Dust 2…" and "Dust" but it's mostly unloved.

I've always favoured hang-ups if people are really rude on the phone, but a friend of mine had a different technique. He'd pull the phone away from his ears for 30 seconds at a time, all the while rolling his eyes and making "crazy cuckoo" hand signals and mugging for anyone who would make eye-contact. Then he'd…

It's only romantic if your girlfriend is "apparently a massive fan of rape and torture with subtitles cinema".

I agree entirely, but I can not upvote anything written like that.

Speak for yourself. [unseals new tub of Vaseline]

It's about time someone did an interactive map of where to sit in the cinema and not get shot.

When I was a poor young student, I took a bottle of $5 home made kahlua to a party and enjoyed it. Later, when the party was in full swing, I was huddled in a corner as a I let rip enormous fart after fart, like a child learning the trumpet.

"Situations have ended sad / Relationships have all been bad / Mine’ve been like the lanes and rambles"