I don't think Dylan has ever released a truly great live album, but most all of them have a version that sheds new light on a particular song.

Really? I agree that BoB is a little over-rated, but which of these songs do you think is shit: Rainy Day Women, I Want You, Sad-Eyed Lady, One of Us Must Know?

Mmmm. Honeyed crocodile and corn.

Best break-up albums? Blood on the Tracks, Blood & Chocolate, and Shoot Out The Lights.

You know, [lowers voice] I had a, shall we say, dalliance with her in the women's toilets at one of her shows last year….

I was initially baffled by the comparison, but I can see why Crow would come to mind listening to that song. Trust me, her guitar is not usually "over-produced and sanded off." See if this is more to your taste:

Seriously, can anyone explain that? Does the USA have Caramello Koalas?

I might be stating the obvious here, but you have to get them all drunk. They'll be bonding in no time.

Oooh, that sounds nice.

This could be a weekly "Predator again" comment.

Shall I mention the commenter/subject synergy?

That's 100% flirting. Ask him out.

I hate a deus ex machina as much as anyone, but considering the rest of the book, it's fitting.

Honestly, I think Parsons would be great.

Maybe I'm an easy marker, but I can live with the end of The Stand and Needful Things. I think he has plenty of reasonable endings, but when he muffs it, it stands out like dog balls.

I know I'm being pedantic, but the giant spider underage gangbang is not really the end of It.

I must concur. If Oprah likes it, it is beyond criticism.

Oh, Onii-Chan. You always manage to get an anime reference in. Got any recommendations for a follow up to Parasyte?

If only he had some aides to keep him away from troublesome situations. You know, "I don't pay to have sex with 16 year-olds because I have aides."

Me too. Though I was a little disturbed that Hot Dog Water was voiced by my favourite former Velma, Linda Cardellini.