I'm one of those annoying people who refuses to eat at McDonalds. I'm better than that. Except when they have McRibs.

If I create a good meme, I could get reposted by GJI or The Fat Jew.

"We're going to Gas Town, then the Bullet Farm, then we're picking up some baguettes."

What? I thought the baby scene and the "there's a new world coming" speech were great. I also liked John Howard's rolling of the eyes.

Yep, it says I have 2 likes. It takes me months to accumulate a stash like that.

How did Flea not get cast as Doof Warrior in Fury Road?

We have Christmas in July at my work. Not entirely coincidentally, 80% off the staff are women. It's nice to have a roast dinner with homemade deserts. I've been there long enough that they know to get me a bottle of wine every year,

I've admittedly only seen Brie Larson in two things (Trainwreck & Short Term 12) and she looked exactly the same. On the other hand, I wouldn't have guessed Llewyn Davis was the same person as Ex Machina Oscar Isaac.

"elevate pretzel logic to an art form as they explain why their opposition to the housing—so fierce that someone planted a pipe bomb once construction began—is anything but racism"

I assume that was said in Dwight Schrute voice.

True, but that's like being the coolest of the trolley boys. When will someone reveal an honest desire to fuck some shit up?

Plus, she needs to head of the inevitable criticism. "Why did I buy this book? I already read this story on the AV Club!"

[Home Alone face]

At least Ricky has a song praising his fineness. Cheese, not so sexy.

In my universe, the word is spelt "pheonix".

Really? You signed up so you can make this comment in this article?

Let's hope. The alternative is scarier.

He was a regular poster, more abrasive than most. After a few comments escalated, he threatened suicide and apparently carved messages into his arm and then posted them online. Had some pretty vicious comments about other commenters. Sad and scary at the same time.

Being Animal Week, I assume this was chosen for Bee Girl?

Sounds like it sticks pretty close to the Phoebe Gloeckner source material. Honestly, I'm not sure that's a good thing.