Let everyone be jealous of my firsties!

Yep. If she's nice and pretty and keeps blowing you in a car, how long can you last? We won't be seeing much of ol' Gentileman around here no more.

High five. It looks like the ol' technique of waiting out boyfriend requests has worked again.

riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bendof bay, brings us by Good Guy, who was not yet by made into fat girl's crunch-bracken friend fulsomely

That is just ridiculous. The whole point of smoking is idiotic fun, which is multiplied when you have friends with you on the same moronic level.

Went to see My Neighbour Totoro at a local art gallery as a family outing with Ladyhawke and my anime-loving son. It was good fun and strongly evoked childhood, and the crowd was genuinely cracking up the whole way though, which surprised me

In my career as an imaginary arthouse director, I've always considered Eno's "On Some Faraway Beach" as the best song to end a film.

This looks half decent. I would have predicted not much considering the name change since it was released in England months ago. I may be wrong, but it looks like Butterfield is making a fair attempt at capturing someone in the Autism spectrum.

Sequel! Steve Buscemi is an online vigilante who pretends to be a pedophile to lure Ellen Page into his trap.

Really? If you can't spot the difference between pedophilia and gay marriage, you have problems.

"Hopefully the worry will prevent it from actually happening for real"

I initially thought the letter was on the level, but that acronym made me change my mind instantly.

If just been listening to a little (I mean, who could resist "Cool Slut" as a title?) and they're pretty good. They sound like early Dick Diver. I love bands within genuine interplay.

Ladyhawke was quite blubbery during the phone call, so I guess some people buy into the inevitable "redemption arc".

I momentarily hoped that Homeland was going in a better, less-Claire-Daines direction.

I can assure you, mandatory sentencing is a real concern in other countries.

Meh. I have little time for "thinly veiled biographies". Either tell the truth, or go and make some stuff up like a real author.

Is it worth it?

Far be it from me to defend American Psycho, but how is a laundry list of boredom interspersed with sporadic torture reflecting a "pornographic sensibility"? My porn doesn't make me wade through 60 pages of tedium between the exciting bits.

Blue Lagoon: The Awakening. Oh, my!