Jumper meets The Village.

If you're going to put a woman in a refrigerator, may as well have a glass door.

It's like children's sports; You won't be a champ the first time. Just relax, enjoy yourself, and give us a lurid update next week.

Taking issue with another's kinks normally indicates some lack of awareness. Few of us have tastes that someone else wouldn't sneer at.

The tactful ignore should be considered one of the greater virtues.

I'm no great fan of their later work, but I would count "You Better", "Don't Let Go The Coat" and "Real Good Looking Boy" as good. Not many, it's true.

When I was a youngster testing out the recognised classics, I found both Maus and From Hell a stuggle.

The titles that first got me into comics were Hate and Eightball, but I'm not sure they're for everyone.

I'd replace it with Black Hole.

It seemed about as realistic as Richie Rich. The main character has hot women fighting over him? That was as likely to happen to teen-me as a chair made from bank notes.

Diaz is worse than Sofia Coppola in GF3. Worse than anyone in Showgirls.

Give a man a bag of cocaine, he'll snort for a day. Give a man a Stephen King, he'll snort for a lifetime.

Yes, I declare Kubrick mostly British and replace him with Stephen King.

Let's just say, you best learn how to hop.

That's a bargain.

Doesn't $2.99 seem really high, especially for one episode of Masterchef or Teenwolf? There's no way.

And the last after contracting CancerAids.

I'm sure Jessie is of age.

Shades of Deep Purple has "Help!", "Hey Joe", "Hush" & "I'm So Glad" and not much else any good. And let's not mention their early Donovan cover. They wrote some fine songs later on, but no so much early.

Mr & Mrs Chen?