Jeez this movie was boring. I'm pretty sure that if there were no slow-mo shots, it would have been about 23 minutes long.

My wife pointed out that "Kill v. Maim," which is great, is surprisingly like a certain song by T.A.T.U.

Keri Russell does a great job on the show—except with the Russian. My Russian ain't great, and I still cringe a bit when I hear her say the simplest things. 'Yah Toob-yah Loobel-you.' But she's so good in every other way, it's ok.

Still, though. My wife is from another country in the Eastern Bloc and went to Moscow a couple years after 83, and she still describes it as a depressing mess, so I'm guessing Paige (and Elizabeth) from suburbia will too.

Yeah, it seems a bit like when Elizabeth told the old woman all the details about her real life. (I also figured in that episode when Elizabeth went out of the room, the woman could have written a post-it note saying "Russian spies killed me—husband & wife, named "Elizabeth" kids, etc." crumpled it up and tossed it in…

I went to one on Manhattan and I think they were using frozen patties. Horrible burgers—kind of on par with school cafeteria burgers but, and you used the perfect adjective here, mealier.

Best comment ever.

So that's why Joss Whedon puts Scarlet Johansson in sweat pants and mumus.

I think he definitely exists—the ex-girlfriend had spoken of him, right? But I think we'll find Gabriel is a cold and manipulative bastard.

So Philip will turn to Stan and flip once he discovers that his son really isn't in Afghanistan, right? (sorry if this theory has been floated a lot)

Grand Hotel Budapest looks like a dumb rip off of I Served the King of England.

Fantastic series. Hopefully more people will start watching.

This movie kind of sucked. I wanted to like it, but because every scene seemed to be a chase scene, I never got interested in any of the characters. Plus the girl and Drax couldn't act—also, there was no connection between Quill and Gomora. The most sympathetic and interesting character was the Ent.

Claremont…

I saw this around 4 pm the day it came out. There were about 9 people in the audience; 2 left after the shower stabbing, 3 left after the stomping. During the shower scene, a woman in the row front of me made a sound like the monsters in Krull make when they die.

Interesting movie, but it can be a little uncomfortable since the star is pretty much a naked 13-year-old.

Magda Vášárová—no Y

So Long Superman by FIREWATER. A great and incredibly mean song. How could you miss it AV Club?

This is one of my favorite songs, but what makes it a 'socially conscious dance track'?  Its anti-linoleum stance?

Really? At least in his wife's book, he comes across as a complete and utter prick. (She's biased, I know, but he never even held  his daughter?) In that book, the only member of the band that ever comes across as a decent human being is Hook.