So apparently some old guy walked into the Panera I work at this morning during my shift and ordered some food. The cashier asked him if he wanted to purchase a special Panera rewards card, at which point old guy started loudly ranting about how Obama was running the country straight to hell and we were all doomed (it…

Daily Show/Colbert called the last election live, but that one wasn't really that close. If it's like the 2000 election we'll have to wait.

CBS is at the point where they could actually take Lewis Black's advice and simply put a bowl of shit on television for an hour and people would still watch.

"I thought Ann Coulter hated… everybody."

My only experience with his filmmaking was Antichrist, so I kinda feel the opposite about him.

This might be the one joke from American Dad that I remember despite not being a big fan of it.

So Sammy Davis Jr. played a character named Mr. Palomino on the Cosby Show.

NBC: "So the election is coming up. Let's take advantage of that by using political humor and setting it in the White House!"

After watching District 9 on TV today I realized how much I envy Niell Blomkamp. He directed/wrote/released District 9 when he was only 29. I guess he's one of those people that just makes me feel like I haven't accomplished diddly squat in life.

Plug your ipod in your ears and passive aggressively ignore your dad until he's in a retirement home. Then continue to ignore him.

I'm disappointed no one has said "Badong" yet.

Like most incredibly surreal situations, Aqua Teen Hunger Force has already covered this. Don't choose eyeballs.

I feel like I picked a good season to finally start following 30 Rock on a consistent basis.

Can you give me that in Eastern Time?

I've never actually watched a live broadcast of SNL, but I think I'll be doing that tonight. It's like watching the first home Saints game after Katrina.

I hate that I know what you are referencing.

Just look at her crotch!

Being a tree doesn't seem so bad. I'm going with paper

so… you went on youtube?

Nathan Fillion wants to replace Joel