I was thinking Betty White as Bane.

Clearly you are missing Boxer.

Betty…
White!

I wonder
if they know that you can get BP produced gasoline from a non-BP station. I hope they do their research.

I knew there was a reason I keep coming back here.

Excuse me…
but that's Mia Hansen-Michelle to you.

*sniff*
The Good Wife is crying. Something is wrong…

Wait a minute…
David Cross isn't black. How can he be blackerer? That's not even a real word.

Samus without her suit, wave gun, 99 missiles:
JUSTIN BAILEY
______ ______

LOUD NOISES!

Incontinetia… Incontinentia Buttocks.

"Please Keep Your HBO Subscription"?

Sequel…
Human Centipede 2: Human Millipede.

I went to a high school that required uniforms and the cheerleaders could wear their outfits before games too. But not every day. Maybe it also conveys the cult-like attitude of the Cheerios.

Cheerios
Do they ever wear anything but their uniforms? They must do a lot of laundry or smell bad.

Hair: see the cover of Gish.
Strength: listen to Gish.

My son's a homosexual and I love him. I love my dead gay son!

Clearly you hang around the wrong water coolers.

rebranding
Perhaps Miss Tila can team up with Courtney Michelle to make an album.

I was wondering if Wolowitz really did break up with Bernadette, or he is sleazy enough to say that he did just to get the chance to be in a foursome.