I used to live in Center PA (Pennslytuckey) but moved back to Philadelphia. The only thing I miss is Sheetz. I love my Wawa, but Sheetz is superior.

Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch.

I wish Wolverine was straight to video… what a waste of a movie ticket.

why not…
How about Ryan Reynolds? He is due to portray a big screen version of a comic book character.

Maybe if her parents are smart she'll look back on this and pay for some college education.

AOP: Eat Up Martha

Like the man said in the interview, his mortgage is getting paid and he's spending time with his family. That's the deal with the insurance commercials.

I'm thirsty for gin.

Larry the streaming video guy?

If you have Netflix, they have it streaming. It can't hurt if you have the time.

Around 6 picketers…
Isn't that the extent of the Westboro Baptist church?

*cue Monty Python theme music*

He'll read it off cereal boxes.

Oh Professor Frink, you make me laugh, you make me think.

You could star in a gritty reboot of "The Critic".

Yeah Alec, then he realized Boston sucked and moved to Philly.

Paddles
When does he start catching bombs in buckets?

Ferris wheel?
It was a merry-go-round. Ferris wheels have seats and are perpendicular to the ground. They are usually found at fairs, carnivals and amusement parks.

I think he's that dick with the bleached hair and the sunglasses on the back of his head. He hosts Minute to Win It and Diners Drive-Ins and Dives.

The musical was based on the book too, but look how that turned out. So it will be based on the book, instead of based on the musical that was based on the book.