DJ Lance Rock…
Great, now my 2 year old nephew will want to go.

Pictionary
Bow + General Zod in the Phantom Zone = Boson
That made my night.

If I ran a fruit stand…
I would not sell him any fruit. And if he touched any fruit, I would throw it away.

Screw 3D
I want to watch Hoarders in Smell-O-Vision!

She cam into his room since Raj and Danica were making out and asked if she could hang out in there. Sheldon said it was fine and he went to sleep in Leonard's room.

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

Has anyone ever played the text game "Leather Goddesses of Phobos"? It was just text, but it was quite descriptive. At least it was to a 13 year old.

You're just a kid. Back in my day we had Custer's Revenge.

Wusthof, bitches.

From the old Onion article: Marilyn Manson now going door to door trying to shock people.

And when someone with the user name "Date Rapist on the Go" finds something to be disgusting, it must be bad.

Yeah, I can relate to a guy that can stick to walls and shoot webbing from his arms, among other things. But the falling thing… forget it.

I missed Back Door Sluts III, so I had some trouble following Back Door Sluts IV.

If you want to get nerdy, A New Hope is the 4th entry, and that's pretty good.

Clearly you never saw Batman and Robin in the theaters. I did and it haunts me to this very day.

Beatitudes
What did he say? Blessed are the cheese makers?

I hated the glowing puck. Your eyes were constantly drawn to it and you missed everything else going on. I do agree that there's nothing like being there, especially in seats a little higher up so you get a good overview of the play. Unfortunately I'm in Philadelphia and our minor league team moved away and Flyers…

forget it
No hockey. Fuck it.

KEVIN SMITH!

Heroes Continues…NOW!
Police Cop will return… RIGHT NOW!