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"So Beth had to be some sort of detective prodigy, right? Maslany's good,
but not good enough to hide the fact that she looks fifteen years
younger than everyone else in that department."

Funny- the next time we see Cosima, she is bending down and you see the girls on display. I thought for a second, "Yeah, actually…" before slightly more rationally thinking, "God, I need to get that bra. What brand is it? Can I afford it?"

Well, as they say, it's really the whole package.

Nice of you to clean up his grammar.

Yes, right after he marries Robb Stark riding on a unicorn.

…toast?

Man, are you going to be embarrassed when you realize you were actually watching "Whitney" that whole time.

"Alright, I'm going to go buy some sweatpants and a Nicholas Sparks novel. Might as well lean into it."

Jerry's family makes me doubt my own sexuality.

Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

"This is how it begins. The next Jerry. One screwed up sentence and 30 years later I'm wearing aqua-marine sweater vests and listening to Bonnie Raitt and The DaVinci Code on my iPod."

"Torturing Jerry was my favorite thing in the world. After making out with you." - April

@avclub-b438234660b05ac0fa7c13ec58bec06b:disqus I'm imaging that scene was for us much like waffles and whipped cream are for Leslie.

"It's my favorite kind of battle. Two men enter. One me leaves!"

Sorry, Robot. The Discus thing wasn't updating, I didn't see that you started that quote for me.

"You still wanna go out? I just come into some money. $500 buy a lot of nitrous."

"Oh, okay, I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's going to bug me if I don't. The Lannisters, while very wealthy, do not possess the magical abilities as say, the warlocks of Qarth, for example."

Plus, Ben being "TallTyrionLannister" is just the coolest cross-pop reference of the week.

"Have you seen those Dothraki dudes? They can get it. Everybody on that show can get it." - True that, Donna!

Maybe in pop psychology, but I don't remember him having this conviction in the books. Just a little too convenient for TV, IMO.