Well. Yeah . . . I guess so.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the pettiness Pagan gods makes so much more sense in this messed up world.

The Bible: Its the only "history" your extended family ever needs.

Was Peter Weir ever interested in a sequel? I always thought that when he was offered the project he didn't want to turn it into a series, which is why he adapted one of he later novels instead of the first one.

I don't "hate" him . . . but I do think he's a tad overrated. He disguises relatively simplistic and/or muddled ideas with lots of style. I think his best movie is "The Wrestler" because he doesn't try to hide a rather basic plot behind those usual tricks and it makes that movie feel a lot more earnest and moving than…

And not just incest . . . consider Adam and Eve, where one was made from genetic material of the other. They are basically banging opposite gender clones of each other.

Oh c'mon now! You could just say that about the whole Bible!

I think Forte makes that movie for me. He commits 200% to that character . . . its sometimes a little frightening, but mostly hilarious. Very few people could go that far and actually have it work. His performance is not awkward, the character is.That kind of successful dedication made me respect the hell out of him.

I knew Ignatiy was the author of this just by looking at the title. I'm not a big fan of Tony Scott, but if I had to choose his "best movie" . . . this would probably be it.

Sung by Wallace Shawn please.

This will probably be like "Spamalot" . . . enjoyable enough but you'll spend most of the time wondering how much money you could have saved by just buying and watching the original film (or reading the book in the case of "The Princess Bride).

"I'm okay with my kid seeing someone getting shot in the face . . . but boobs or smoking!? NO WAY JOSE!"

Coincidentally, I believe this to be the title of a really intense Montel Williams episode.

Question: Anyone else get turned gay by a Blouse Monster in their mother's closet?

Between this and American Dad, there was a surprising amount of genital mutilation in Fox's animation line up tonight.

I grew up in the burbs (not Edina but close) . . . the women you are speaking of surely exist, but I didn't know them.

Mrs. Abrams: "I know its gonna turn out to be nothing/disappointing . . . You sicken me."

I'm getting an "Alien 3" vibe from this whole thing except that it won't have someone like David Fincher directing

"Maaaybee if they just sat quietly and oooover ate while talking aboooouuut the weeatherrrr . . . avvoidin' all dose stroang east coast eeeemootions."

Maybe for a few people, but the vast majority of Midwesterners will be turned off by the language and sexual content.