This tears my soul apart . . . like real bad you guys.

Aaron Eckhart's lackluster performance for one and the fact that his transformation and motivation in the final third of the movie really doesn't make any sense.

SMOKING MEANS AUTOMATIC HIGHER RATING. SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE DONE.

So about every 7 years they will shut down one site among countless others. So . . . yeah.

I think everyone who worships the movie only remembers their first experience watching it. Because Ledger is so damn great it gives the illusion that the movie is much better than it is . . . because you aren't really thinking about how ridiculous that third act is and how their take on Two-Face doesn't really work. I…

I do think Fonda's pretty great in this, but I think this movie serves as more of a testament to John Ford's greatness as a director. He keeps the proceedings from ever becoming too sentimental. Yes its obviously very mythologized, but "Young Mr. Lincoln" never feels like "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" in its…

Star Wars Episode VII: Rise of the Jedi, Return of the Sith, and Dawn of the Gay Droid Weddings.

I agree with that assessment. It's actually kind of fun, and maybe a little frustrating, to watch a show that continually falls just short of greatness because trying to figure out why can lead to an interesting debate. I know a lot of people who think its amazing, and a lot of people (like me) who enjoy the show but…

That sounds even worse than just changing all of the dialogue. Yuck.

I wish more productions were willing to explore what a dolt Friar Lawrence is.

This is very disappointing. I always look forward to Shakespeare film adaptations, and the more I hear about this version, the less I want to see it. Luckily we still have the 1968 Franco Zeffirelli "Romeo and Juliet", which is probably the definitive film version and Baz Luhrmann's is pretty solid. So we will just…

They were still too mad about "The Player".

The Warren Commission was a sideshow . . . you've probably never heard of it.

Back . . . and to the left. BACK . . . and to the left.

Any patriotic American would. 

Please, please, "Obummer" is the correct spelling. Thank you.

I hope the phrase "These Things Happen" is the punchline to an elaborate farcical situation that leads to someone walking in on gay sex and angrily demanding an explanation from the two men who are banging each other.

Our Gay Apparel: A heartwarming tale of a gay man named Apparel.

People might think that Benedict Puddleglum is just some other fancy British person.

Hey guys! You loved the four original characters . . . now, how about a book that only features that awful kid from the Voyage of the Dawn Treader and some girl he knows!