Agreed on all counts. And yes, you would certainly have to be a sociopath to get out of bed everyday with the expressed intent of causing human misery.

My dear fellow, I believe you have won.

This is why I hate Paparazzi . . . they purposefully instigate people so they can get bet "better" (read angrier) pictures/video or so they can sue someone who gets so mad that they assault the photographer.

To echo most of the comments thus far, this is a massive improvement. Cotillard has the capacity to actually be menacing. Her French accent sounds so evil when she speaks English.

'Zelig' is the "fictional character interacts with real history" movie that stuff like 'Forrest Gump' wants to be.

Anyone else as turned on as I am?

I wonder if this "novel" will collapse beneath the weight of too many mysterious mysteries with half-assed resolutions.

"Trulyactually" sounds like the title of a horrible romantic comedy.

I stand corrected. "White Holes" it is!

Seriously, she's great. I hope she actually gets something to do in this movie.

Minor Spoilers

Spring Break?

Judge Maxwell:
You see this yellow pill?
Bailiff:
Yes sir.
Judge Maxwell:
You know what it's for?
Bailiff:
What, Judge?
Judge Maxwell:
To remind me to take this BLUE pill!
Bailiff:
What's the blue one for, Judge?
Judge Maxwell:
I don't know. They're afraid to tell me.

When she enters for the first time, the audience had better be chanting, "HALFMAN! HALFMAN!".

Here's my pitch

The whole "Good by-the-book-exorcist" teamed up with the "Bad breaks-all-the-rules-exorcist" is pretty well worn territory at this point. Even as a comedy I don't see it working.

Yikes. That's horrifying.

Every time I see a story about Sean Young I get a little sad. What happened to this woman?

Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" has special meaning for you then?

I've got a job like that. Its annoying because people expect you to wear like 20 different hats at once, and encourage you to take initiative. What they mean is, do this when I ask, but not if I don't. Because when I do take initiative, I get accused of  "hogging all the work".  Here's the thing, if I do not"hog all…