Is the A.V. Club basically saying that the new Baroness album will not have a place on their year-end list? Then I'm basically saying that the A.V. Club no longer has a place in my heart.

Why is Hydra Head so terrible at holding onto talent?

John Teti is by far the funniest and wittiest writer for the A.V. Club and I have long been desiring for the A.V. Club to step up their gaming coverage. A match made in heaven, I'd say.

I love Will Ferrell, but hate uninventive college fratboys who quote movies ad nauseam until everything that was funny and fresh about them has long been stripped away. I am therefore actively dreading the new Anchorman movie.

Ha Bumpy Knuckles. Having appeared on albums by everyone from Boogie Down Productions to John Cena, it's safe to say that Bumpy have had a very fascinating and colorful, if not always stellar, career trajectory.

I feel like (at least until I can make a judgement about Wolf), Tyler never really topped Bastard, his stellar debut that mixed sophomoric humor, dark introspection and raw rapping/producing ability in perfect measures. It's obvious that Hodgy, Domo and Mike G are OF's secret best rappers, Frank Ocean is it's biggest…

Hope your junkie movie TANKS, nerds! Heh heh, right guys? I only ridicule and torture those smaller than me because of my own crippling insecurity and to garner the respect of my peers, so please for the love of God throw me a bone here.

The beat is ill as fuck. I could care less about the milquetoast twerp rapping on it, though.

Genevieve Koski last seen feverishly rubbing her hands and licking her lips.

As much as it inspires within me an unspeakable and inhuman rage that futzing with the origin story means removing the link to Daredevil that savvy comic fans always assumed TMNT had, I remain cautiously optimistic about this movie.

Ha ha wow, I can't believe you guys reviewed this. A Cult Movie to remind us that cults are creepy and weird sometimes.

Oh wow, A Saddest Landscape write-up? Good shit, Heller. Those guys have serious chops, and  they're playing the release show for their new albums at the music venue I work at. I'm always impressed by the scope of bands represented in this article.

I think this was a good record. I mean, they can't all be as perfect as Gutter Phenomenon, but this is some signature ETID, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Very early in my high school career, when the precarious mixture of my living arrangement and my mother's career caused me two have to wake up a solid couple hours before I actually had to get ready for school, Coca-cola Blak was a God-send early morning pick-me-up. Definitely a left-field idea and the taste was…

Yo, whose motorcycle was that that Carl got the gun out of? That was one bad-ass hog.

Let's see…Your only comment is this one, which is both parts heaping praise on the show and this article, and your username is an esoteric reference to season 1. There's no way you're not a viral marketing plant.

And why did Phil Nugent change his name? I have so many questions this week!

Is it just me or did Ethan Suplee lose a lotta lotta weight since My Name Is Earl?

So who else thought that Sleigh Bells were really good (despite the mixing being garbage as always)? I liked that they answered their fans suggestions to hire a live drummer by adding…a second guitar. Um…

“HURR DURR I’M CHRIS BROWN AND I’M SO FUCKING STUPID THAT I DON’T OR CAN’T UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE OF MY SUCCESS BUT BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN-BEATING SCUMBAG!”