Honestly, AV Club, fuck you guys. I was so much happier before you reminded me that these albums existed.

I think it's funny that they basically admitted that the actual artistic merit of the music was only a  cursory factor in their decision-making. Keep being relevant only to vapid, empty suburban teenagers, MTV; it's what you've been best at for 20 years.

Hallelujah for the edit button, amirite?

Oh Goody! Another opportunity to riff on GK's awful dye job! So does your 14-year-old niece think you're cool yet, GK?

I've noticed that A.V. Club is often as liberal with giving games high scores as Game Informer is. This can't be a good thing.

Totally rockin' the bad choice in hair-dye there, GK. You look very young and hip and not at all experiencing mid-life crisis! Nah, I kid because I love (and because the anonymity lets me get away with it), but thanks to your great review recently of Doomtree I picked up their great new record No Kings and so should…

What the fuck? Why zero love for Red Fang on this site? I was counting on you to include them on your list at least, Heller! You were supposed to be one of the good ones! THE GOOD ONES!

That Beat: So fire. Those Actors: So Talented. This Show: So Amazing.

Britney Spears? Seriously? Come on. Call me everything. Call me joyless. Call me stuck up and pretentious. Call me a cred-conscious hipster poser faggot. Britney Spears is not relevant to today's musical landscape conversation, nor has she been in years, nor will she be ever again, nor should any attempts to include…

As the alternative to mainstream radio "rock".

See, the thing about 2010 was, while it may have been the worst year for rock, it was a good year for heavy metal, and an absolutely amazing year for indie/alt rock (based on the metric of albums released to the most critical acclaim). So, maybe it's time to bury rock so we can focus more time on its successors.

I hate whoever this not-Modell guy is. He's a fucking tool.

Holy shit, this rips. I thought that this type of boom-bap died out in '05. Good on your for liking something that isn't terrible, GK.

And you're wrong on another point, by the way. I've never met a twilight fan who felt that Twilight was a silly, trashy guilty pleasure the way you suggest that all Twilight fans do. They really do believe A werewolf falling in love with a baby is romantic. They really do believe Kristen Stewart is a tour-de-force…

What is with all this apologist bullshit popping up all over the AV Club? Twilight is Bad. Objectively. It's poorly-written, poorly concealed mormon dogma that reads like that one fat girl from high school's shitty fan fiction. The movies are poorly acted and cast with sub-par talent. Are claims that Twilight is…

I wish I could argue this album's grade, but I was definitely  underwhelmed when I listened to it at NPR.org. Definitely not as good as Gambino was on Culdesac.

Man, if not being a terrible, unlikable, egotistical hack and being responsible for shitty movies like X-Men: The Last Stand makes me a fag; then I'm here, I'm Queer, and you better get used to it.

This just goes to show that the people who work for huge entertainment companies are just like us in that they too get upset when their companies put out shitty products and shelf promising ones.

I'm still not convinced that this show is half as entertaining or as hilarious as Teti's reviews (which, if you ever decide to collect your reviews for Work of Art in book form, I'll take twenty) but apparently I'm missing out on naked breasts being broadcast during primetime so I might just give it a try anyway.

I'd really like to believe there is just something about this show that I'm just not getting. I'd like to think that there's something fundamentally broken about me that I believe that Whitney is a good show with lots of potential while 2 Broke Girls is a steaming pile of shit when everyone else thinks Whitney blows…