But, uh…Alison Brie photos are still on the table right? You can follow me at rainbowsrillusions.tumblr.com, but be forewarned that I post some NSFW stuff from time to time.

Where the fuck do you people live that you hear The Decemberists on mainstream radio? NPR, I buy that. Mainstream radio, before Lady Gaga and after Ke$ha? What?

Last week, we were hating on the fact that food comes in boxes. Today, we're hating on flavored coffee. If it pleases everyone, I have a short list of ordinary, ubiquitous items to hate on:

I'm acknowledging that the show will never do such a thing for obvious reasons while condemning it as being awful.

"Only" Two tribute episodes? As if that were an improvement? What I don't like about your coverage of this show, Todd, is that you apologize for Glee way too much. Two is already two too many. Tribute episodes are what turned me off this show in the first place. Because it wanted to pander to its idiot teenage girls…

I was ready to write off "No Doubt" as the prime example of everything that keeps me from liking Awkward. as much as I want to until the end when Jake finally told Sadie and Lissa where to go (I haven't completely forgiven him for leaving the cruiser behind like that. Dem crazy bitches are gonna jack up your ride,…

Easily one of my favorite games of the year so far. Tons of bloody fun, online is a blast (although game types at the time of this writing are meager) and the world of Warhammer 40k is a diverse and interesting as it is silly and campy. I'm hoping that multiplayer DLC is in this game's future.

That anyone would consider this A- television by any metric analysis is offensive to me. I love GK, I just feel the need every once in a while to express my disappointment to her for liking this shit.

You're DAMN right he is.

A-? Super Fuck You, GK.

KNOW WHAT'S PISSING ME OFF THIS WEEK? WHEAT THINS. THEY SELL THAT SHIT IN BOXES WHEN THEY COULD JUST AS EASILY SELL THEM IN BAGS. FUCKING GREEDY ASSHOLES, TRYING TO DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.

Can we get a twitter conformation or some such thing that you are who you say you are?

That's her Father. Jenna's parents had her young, so that's why they look like they're only in their late 20's.

I find it wildly unrealistic that no one has popped Sadie in her dumb-ass smug mouth or at the very least has not been told by Jake or Matty to cool out. Seriously: the amount of punishment she was dishing out to Jenna without even so much as a "Whoa, HEY! What'd you do that for?" in response is ridiculous.

First of all, Secret Girlfriend was awesome so shut up. Secondly, fuck you because I'm still mad about the Secret Girlfriend thing.

At best, this can be an edgier, hipper second coming of Wonder Showzen and The Lyricist Lounge Show. I certainly hoping for the best.

When you say their last one, are you referring to last year's excellent Taste The Sin or the recently re-issued 2008 effort Passage Through Purgatory? If you're referring to the latter, any Kylesa-related sounds is probably intentional since production on that album was handled by Kylesa's Philip Cope.

So, you're getting angry at boxes now. This is how low you've fallen, that boxes piss you off.

His debut record? His debut with a label, maybe; otherwise, what the hell was Cul-de-sac? He also has an EP dropping this month, and has already released one EP and two mixtapes. This guy is awesome. Stop sleeping on Donald Glover, everybody!

ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING FURY, MOTHERFUCKERS? September 27th is set to be a blockbuster day for Metal, seeing releases from the kings of modern metal, Mastodon; Opeth, Rwake, Textures, Warbringer and Machine Head, so you will not be at a loss for new music to listen to that day.