Wait, that was wrong of me to say. I apologize.

D&D rocks ass so go fuck yourself.

Look at what you fucking did, GK and Tasha. You brought THESE people here.

Do you remember when trolls used to try? How I ache for those days.

Do people clap at books?
Wow. And I thought it was stupid when they clapped at movies.

Hyped as Fuck
Insert Das Racist lyrics here I can't focused because of how God damned hyped I am.

I can't wait for the day…
When middle-aged nerds admit that Futurama is not as good as it once was, and was never that good to being with.

But…I don't have half the journalistic connections that you do…

I was wondering…
Why you guys weren't talking about this, and this smallish newswire piece kinda betrays the fact that Spotify doesn't really register on your radars at all. Can I ask why? I don't think I'll be using Spotify myself at all, but I can recognize the huge impact it's going to have on the music industry.

Andrea Black
Hey Jason, I'm wondering if you know the whereabouts of former Howl guitarist Andrea Black, if she's got any new projects lined up or in any new bands. I've been on sort of a kick about this since Vincent Hausmen told me himself that she left the band. I figure'd you'd be man to ask.

P.S. Anybody who digs LMFAO should really check out Das Racist; the beats are nicer, the production is better, the rhymes are cooler and Das Racist is funnier, hipper, and smarter than LMFAO think they are.

A C-?
AV Club needs to pulling its punches. I long for the day when you guys start doling out F grades like candy to shitty chucklefuck novelty acts who deserve them like LMFAO does.

A God-damned legend is what this guy is.

Damn, check that douchebaggery in motion. This guy is a fucking master sign him up NOW!

Yeah, Amelie; resign and abdicate the position to Skunk Ape, who is a triple threat in the realm of having questionable taste in celebrities, hating on the website it's posting on, and being a tremendous douche.

Toddlers & Tiaras? Tolerable?
Between this and hating on Musical festivals, I think Amelie's hate-o-meter is all fucked to shit. Did someone remember to clean out her hate filters this month?

Brann Dailor
as a grey-haired Mr. Rogers type with pierced ears might just be my new favorite thing.

ctrl+f
"Ron Swanson": 0 results.

It's mighty strange…
We talking at least bout ten three-ways. OR MAYBE A FINE MITSUBISHI.

Oh Rabin…
Not even in your professional reviews can you fight the allure of an unnecessary Simpsons reference.