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NoahRodgers
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Agreed. Fucking stupid. Who cares about depth of character or nuance? Or Heroes who experience real emotions such as love and compassion?

My favorite part
Was when Batman fell weird when he fell out of the ceiling in Zucco's hideout. So as non-chanlantly as he can, he just throws down a smoke-screen and moseys out of there, violently shoving Zucco out of his way as he goes. Fuck this shit, Batman is taking his toys and going home.

Headlining was Helmet, but for some reason they never seemed to live up to their hype for me. I guess when you're band that has done and accomplished so much, that doesn't really matter to you anymore. Everybody who came to the show that night was definitely there to see Helmet, and when they came out they came out

I had the privilege…
Of seeing The Metalliance Tour when it made its stop in New York City this past March. Everybody was fucking amazing, but here's a short rundown:

Everyone!
Vote for Christoph Waltz to win Best Villan! Christoph Waltz must win ALL AWARDS.

So I'm guessing…
That no one at The A.V. Club has heard of a game called SilhouetteMirage?

Uh oh!
A Review that is at odds with NME's 4/10 rating! What to do?!

I'd like to think that…
Despite everything, Charlie Sheen will be ultimately remembered as a master linguist. Damn, he really knows how to tell a guy where to go.

In Defense of Pony
First, let me say how tickled I am that the A.V. Club actually listened to one of my suggestions (I know I'm probably not the only person to suggest an MLP write-up, just…just let me have this, okay?).

Gk on Twilight
"Edward is, kinda, weirdly, dreamy, actually? Strangely? I don't know."

Oh shit, thanks, A.V. Club!
I was trying to remember the name of this band and now I do! I like the collabs this guy does with that one chick from School of Seven Bells they are dope.

My bad. That answers that burning question.

Holy fucking shit.
He was diagnosed lung cancer not even two weeks ago. Damn, that sucks. He was also supposed to be the new bassist for Jane's Addiction, and I was so interested in seeing where that band would go with him.

Exit Through Hell's Kitchen

Holy shit
I've never felt so vindicated (LOL!) for not watching Project Word. I am now convicted that anyone who refers to a word as a "three dollar" word must be an idiot who doesn't have three dollars.

I like the "Ann is only used to having people approach her and thus is clueless when it comes to the dating scene" story arch, but I feel like it needs to be kicked into beast mode now. How about we have Anne fall for someone specific (like, someone who works in the Library or Sewage. I dunno, someone) and not just

30 Minute Format!
Come on, everyone, chant with me! 30 minute format! 30 minute format!

Fluttershy! You're a beautiful pony and your friends care about you!

Well…
I was left cold by the idea of a remake in the first place, so this is probably for the best anyway. It might not be too late for a "Rowdy" Roddy Piper cameo, though.

Oh come on.
"Herstory"? "Sheroes"? Stop trying to make non-gender-specific words gender-specific. STOP IT. You are ruining language for everyone.