I think I'm the only person on this site who actually uses a picture of himself as an avatar.

I think Chris Brown is a grade-A asshole, and Billy Corgan is a grade-A douchebag.

I noticed that for a while, McDonalds commercials always had stuff like white people picking up egg mcmuffins on the way to work, and black people taking a break from playing basketball to go get a burger.

They don't just go stale, they go rancid. 
It's pretty disgusting, actually.

As usual I started reading the comment, got bored, went back to check who wrote it, and then skipped reading the rest of it.

Not a date, but one time after my friend's cat died and he was upset about it, I went to a movie with him. The choices were the Core and the Pianist. I had heard the Core was terrible and the Pianist was good, so I recommended the Pianist, having no idea what it was about.

*SPOILER ALERT*
I read somewhere that an aversion to cilantro is somehow related to bedbugs, because they smell like cilantro.So yeah, I just spoiled cilantro for everyone. Sorry about that.

There have been so few Jeff Mangum concerts, I don't see how there can be an established thing one is supposed to do at one of his concerts.

I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers.

If I remember correctly, the liner notes from one Helmet CD basically contains an apology for inadvertently helping start the nu-metal genre.

I saw him in Chicago, and people were trying to turn it into a Q-and-A session. 
A few demands for songs, but mostly just stupid questions.

There are literally thousands of TV shows to choose from. The job of the commercial is to entice me into watching it.
If the commercial makes a show look shitty, then chances are I'm not going to even give it a chance (unless someone else is able to convince me to watch it through word-of-mouth.)

I don't really have much to add here, except I've also always thought they sounded a lot like Joy Division.

It's baby's first erotic journey through its mom's vagina.

"Let's remember that Hollywood tends to cast women as the mothers of men their own age."

In fairness, Chick-Fil-A is fucking delicious.

A cat named Dexter (named after the foot-stomper in John Waters' Polyester, not the TV show Dexter) and a cat named Otis, who isn't named after anyone in particular.

Hey guys, I like to avoid things like the plague too!

Well, the wrestlers do sometimes go "off script." 
I suppose that one is possible?

Sounds like it would be something popular in the world of Idiocracy.