It's very rare that one actually sees an example of true suicide food.
The anthropomorphic cows and chickens don't want you to eat them.

I disagree. Sunshine wasn't one of the best films of the decade.

South African English vs South African Afrikaans?
He mentioned the political dynamics between the English and the Afrikaans would likely go over the heads of non-South Africans.

Somehow, the topic of Sigue Sigue Sputnik has come up 3 times in the last 2 days.

I'm always surprised when someone completely misses the fact that Josie and the Pussycats was supposed to be satirical.

I wonder if AV Clubbers would pay a premium on eBay for an item previously owned by Nathan Rabin? I bet this article and the "no way I would possibly sell this" talk is just a way of increasing the resale value.

I almost agree with you Banmar-

If Maryann has all sorts of crazy superpowers, I'm sure keeping people from getting pregnant would be pretty simple for her.

I imagine a female shapeshifter could shift to a male animal and vice versa- I mean, why not? Changing from a female to a male is a minor change compared to changing from a human to a pig.

I thought for sure we'd see some Sam-on-deer, or dog-on-Daphne action.

As much as he's done to shit all over what little goodwill he's acquired, I have to give TO a lifetime pass for playing in the Super Bowl on a broken leg and running the show when McNabb couldn't handle the pressure.

@beetle- Were you doing engineering work at Tim Hortons? It seems like an engineer would be overqualified for making dough-nuts.

The internet is great at keeping secrets. No wonder why we've never heard of it before.

Chick-Fil-A actually tastes like you're eating a real piece of chicken, unlike many other fast food chicken sandwiches.

One could eat at Olive Garden, or you know, boil a pot of spaghetti and throw a jar of sauce in there for about 1/10th the cost.
If you want shitty Italian food, make it at home.

The best thing about chicken McNuggets is when you order a six piece and they give you 7.

I ate a lot of Roy Rogers growing up- I remember really enjoying the fried chicken and biscuits.

I think Roy Rogers probably takes the title of worst everything ever.

My first thought on seeing the Wendy's Asian chicken lumps is "how the hell am I supposed to eat that while driving?"

It makes more sense if the statement assigns the value of Western Bacon Burger > Piece of meat to the boolean Padma Lakshmi.