Does her saying this count as a binding contract? Please say that it does.

Jeeze, I had no idea that liking one female-centric show and not liking another made me a chauvinist. Better go buy myself a fedora.

The greatest sin that Gen X ever inflicted on the world was somehow thinking Adam Sandler was funny.

If I see Indiana Jones mentioned along with J.J. Abrams and/or Damon Lindelof in any forthcoming Newswire article, I cannot be held responsible for what I do next.