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It's not so heavy on the dead babies or cannibals, but dude; you want bleak, read Suttree too. Just his description of the river alone was enough to put me out of sorts.

True story: I was an usher the summer of '99 at a Regal 16 and some dude had a heart attack watching EWS. Me and another guy had to mop up the puke. There was a lot of puke. Paramedics had to haul him out, whole nine yards. He might've died enroute. I don't know if he did, but one maybe two weeks prior (obese guy,

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The fact my work computer's blocking these vids is criminal. Somehow.

…Grammar Nazis?