@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus You rang?

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus You rang?

BREAKING NEWS, THIS JUST IN:

Jesus, what did this asshole above me think to himself? "Oh, I know a surefire way to make people interested in my (likely) shit-tastic music…I'll whore it out on a page concerning the health of a music legend! That will make them love me!"

Oh, wow, some gimmick posters on the AV Club. That's a brand fucking new idea. Especially that Gerbil, oh man, how funny is that thing? Always stating the exact same boring shit in every thread, and so creative that they can't even bring a new facet to the gimmick without people wanting to hatefuck it. Thank god for…

Oh? Judd Apatow coming out with yet ANOTHER movie about a mid-life-yet-still-young-and-hip couple who learn and grow thanks to each other? Color me SHOCKED! And they wonder why I'm so quick to turn to the bottle…