I did not need to see Bran telling Sansa how beautiful she looked on her rape night.

I've come to terms with the fact that all media set in ye olde medieval times (or their fantasy world approximation) is going to present everyone as being much more clean and shiny than would have actually been the case. That's okay. I don't want to see or contemplate sexy times between dirty filthy folks.

Yeah… starts…

I've been full in on this one since the red band trailer.

The math checks out.

Oof. That sounds like my nightmare.

Tom Hardy's character's fate isn't uncertain.

Chris Hemsworth has a knack for funny. Nice to see Marvel finally really taking advantage of that.

Except they don't, though, because Sam is reshelving items without having to unhook or rehook all the chains. If the library was that worried about items being stolen, they'd just make all of their collection non-circulating.

My original instinct was to figure a way to make it a Bane origin story, but this works.

Conspicuous lack of Superman is conspicuous.

The ending was quite ambiguous.

No.

Yes. That was lovely.

As if I need an article to tell me to look at Tom Hardy…

Agreed. Wholeheartedly.

<catty> 30-something? </catty>

He and Tyrion have both been less blond since about the second season.

"I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."

I'd actually have a kid if I was guaranteed of that kid being Lyanna Mormont.