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Jiminy jillickers!

Cartoonish dragons? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiitt!

T. Rex, I knew Shingo Yamamoto. Shingo Yamamoto was a friend of mine. T. Rex, you're no Shingo Yamamoto.

Indeed.

You Did a Thing, Internet.

I will never not love this.

Goldblum could've been Castle and Fillion could have been… um… whatever the lady's name is.

With the leather jacket, I feel like this video wants me to pretend the other Goldblum is in fact Dr. Ian Malcolm.

Samesies. My mom and aunt got me started on his stuff super early. They knew it would be important.

They don't even need to make a movie together. I'd kill just to hang out and watch them have a conversation.

I would suggest avoiding Desperate Living.

One of my very favorite movies ever.

Serial Mom is fantastic.

But those abs, though…

Yeah, AV Club. I want to read critical reviews written by people who are neither critical nor reviewers.

Nah.

"Phycic" is admirably close to right for a sign in this city.

"Yard Sard" seems way too forced (and apparently common?) to be legit.

Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure.