This review was so parenthetical Chelsea Handler just posted an op-ed about it on The Huffington Post.

Can't wait until Season 5 for the writers to start ruining more classic lines from the comics.

Bryan Tucker, one of the white guys who appeared in that sketch, is also a head writer for SNL.

"What are you doing?"

The best part of the night was the Guy Fieri spoof IMMEDIATELY followed by an ad for Guy Fieri's Christmas specials.

>Give a truly undeserved A grade
>Disqus mysteriously doesn't work for comments on this review only, all other pages work
>Comments work again 12 hours later after people have moved on

By March, I meant March 2015. Because this game has been delayed so many goddamn times that it'll be pushed back to 2015 so it can be ported to the Xbox One and its Infinite Power Of The Cloud™

Boy, do I ever want to purchase a Microsoft™ Xbox One™ to play South Park: The Stick of Truth™ on when it releases in March!

As someone who reworked "T'was The Night Before Christmas" last year around John Gibbons, Alex Anthopolous and the Toronto Blue Jays, I can deeply appreciate the work and effort the writers had to put into this.

"Yes, ma'am," I believe.

So Beth's totally gonna die next week, right? I mean, she's big enough of a character to make an "impact," but has clearly been phased out slowly, but surely this season.

I was 10. The movie came out 13 years ago. My fault for having a childhood.

Fun fact: There is a scene in the recent Jim Carrey Grinch movie which implies key-swapping, with patrons putting keys into a bowl.

I live in Canada. I get ABC in my country. WHY CAN'T I WATCH THIS ONLINE CONTENT??!?

That's a weird way to describe "entertainer guy whose things I don't happen to like."

This is…this is a black day for NBC.

And the self-indulgence continues!

"Alarmingly popular" has never been more apt to describe BRIIIIIIIIIIICKLEBERRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

"Waow, what the heyck? There's a bunch of crazy people standing in our yioohrrd!"

Damn true. Although, and I get that everyone tries to keep it loose during those bowling videos, do Higgins and Fallon always have to be so *on*? It's really aggravating how hard they're trying to be funny at times.