They were owned by a guy who was friends with Hitler AND Mussolini!? Shit!

A comic about Egyptian mythology!? That's Thothally my kind of thing!

Seriously! They can afford it!

So, the GOP will suck anyone's dick in order to get any support in Congress.

The movie will begin with "The Night Begins To Shine."

Well, the pic doesn't cover up the comment area on my iPhone. Don't know about anyone else.

Where the fuck is Edmure Tully? Is he still in the Freys' dungeon? Did they move him to Casterly Rock? Did his wife let him out, and did he take her and their baby to Riverrun?

I don't blame him. The first one was just a pretty-looking movie with a boring ass story that ripped off "Dances With Wolves." I don't give a shit if it was the highest grossing film of all time. It still sucked.

I really should have used the word "trial" instead of "crime."

That sounds like a better idea than what they were gonna do, especially since there is an actual crime involved.

They've already cast Milana Vayntrub as Squirrel Girl:

I know! The first one was one too many!

This is the world we live in, people!

You guys need to update the title of this article.

Who in the hell was asking for a Dawn spinoff?

That's not that far off: http://www.cracked.com/arti…

I like how they actually did add in a new character as a bit of a "Fuck you!" to the executives.

Seriously, what chance does North Korea stand in a war with The U.S.?

I hope they personally test out the products before putting their names on it. Because, I would be severely disappointed if they endorsed an inferior product.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.