What was up with him insisting on having his show go over an hour for episodes? It seemed like every episode was 90 minutes or so.

I'm honestly surprised that he wasn't one of the Defenders shows.

I read that as "Bushman" at first, and I was like, "But he's a Moon Knight villain!"

I just keep telling myself: next year is a midterm election; he won't be voted out, but we can at least give him a Democrat-controlled Congress.

Sounds like they insist on cooking all the hot dogs before serving them. I don't like those kind of people.

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!!!

What I want to know is why it takes them 5 hours to make hot dogs and burgers? Like you said, hot dogs are done in like 2 minutes.

And, this is why you always have appetizers for your guests.

Hopefully.

A 30 Minute Iron Man Match with The Hardys!? Who thought that was a good idea!?

Well, I don't want to out right call them bigots, but they do display bigoted behavior.

Isn't Brian Henson dead?

Why is it that the ugliest guys seem to always sexually harass women?

I'm having a baby with a ghost!!!!

And now, he doesn't have to worry about paying Chuck anymore!

Wake me when CDs make a comeback.

In some perfect world, it was the other way around.

If only there was a magic spell that would make Johnny Depp play the Colin Farrell role so that Colin Farrell could play the actual bad guy.

I'll take Jap Anus Relations for $500.

So, who saw their local affiliate in that segment? Because, I sure as shit did (KATV 7 for Little Rock).